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Joke of the Day

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."

"Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go."

"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."

"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"

"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."

"What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"