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Joke of the Day
"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."
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"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""
"I fell asleep at a party the other night and someone put a teabag in my mouth. I went fuckin mental. No one treats me like a mug"
"Tell me your favourite version of The Aristocrats"
"Allergies I have allergies to Pollen. I just realized that's plant sperm. Now when people ask ""What are you allergic to?"" and can tell them Plant Spern"
"I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual."
"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."
"Beyonce made a song called ""Single Ladies"" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy"
"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."