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Joke of the Day
"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."
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"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"""IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!"" I yell at the guy next to me at the red light while tweezing stray hairs from my chin."
"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !"
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."