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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."

"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."

"At the mortuary.. -How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances"

"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"

"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."

"If there's an upset in the 2018 Russian Presidential elections, I'll never dine with a Russian again. They can't stop talking about going Putin-free."