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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"

"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."

"Why did hitler suicide? Because he saw the gas expense"

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."

"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."

"Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists? Because they make the best beets."

"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."

"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."