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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."

"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""

"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."

"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."

"A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. ""Well!"" she exclaimed. ""And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb."""

"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"

"If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies."

"My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She is my buttercup and i'm her useless sack of s hit."

"A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep. You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day."