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Joke of the Day

"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."

"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"

"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."

"Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate."

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"

"The police never think its as funny as you do."

"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"

"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"

"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"