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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"I got sick from a fist bump it's the first confirmed case of ebrola"

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."

"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"

"my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is ""sorry, I was drunk."" But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit."

"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."

"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"