79178
Joke of the Day
"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."
"Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon? I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around."
"""I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons..."" ""What will you do with a million watermelons?"" ""I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."""
"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."
"""Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"" Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid"
"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"
"""I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!"" (Seductively takes baby dragon out of Gucci purse & lights cigarette.)"
"What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? Visa or Mastercard?"
"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."