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Joke of the Day
"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"
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"if 9-5 is a full time job, and 11/4 is a part time job, what's 9-11? An inside job."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""
"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"
"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."
"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."