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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"
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"I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it."
"Guy 1: ""Fuckin A, man"" Guy 2: ""Fuck a B, it has more holes."""
"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"
"God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years"
"What's red and loud? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."
"What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a sixpack"
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."