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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."

"I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm driving through a tunnel underwater in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone."

"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"

"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"

"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."