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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"Hi, I'm starting a support group for people who have trouble reaching orgasm... If you can't cum let me know."

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."

"What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation"

"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."