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Joke of the Day
"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"
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"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Everybody is tweeting ""OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS MARCH"", I'm like tf' you you think came after February ? February Jr.?"
"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."
"I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today... I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo."
"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"