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Joke of the Day
"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."
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"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"
"Where's the best place to apologise to someone? Surrey."
"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."
"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."
"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""
"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."
"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."