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Joke of the Day

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""

"What's the best part about dating an epileptic? You don't have to pay for a vibrator."

"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"

"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"