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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
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"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"
"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"
"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."
"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""
"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."
"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."