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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."
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"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"
"why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops"
"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."
"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"
"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."
"Judge ""Why are you divorcing her?"" Me ""She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody."" J ""You get half her stuff."" *air guitar solo*"
"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"
"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."
"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"