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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."
Next Joke
"Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg"
"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."
"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"
"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."
"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."
"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."
"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"If I like ceilings... Does that make me a ceiling fan?"