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Joke of the Day
"What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin."
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"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"
"Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate."
"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."
"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"
"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"
"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."
"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."
"[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised? Because he has Force Kin."
"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."