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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"

"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"

"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair"

"GIRL NEARBY: I'm breaking up with you, Kevin. You don't talk about Pokemon enough. [I sit up straight and frantically try smoothing my hair]"

"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."