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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"

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"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"
"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."
"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"
"I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed"
"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"
"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"
"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."
"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."
"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."