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Joke of the Day

"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"

"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"

"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"

"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."

"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"

"The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin"

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."

"Some people probably think I tweet too much but maybe I'm required to tweet this much or else this bus will explode ever think of that"