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Joke of the Day

"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."

"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."

"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("

"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."

"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"