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Joke of the Day

"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"

"Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting? I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit."

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"

"If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?"

"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."

"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"

"Must thank Matthew Broderick for overcoming my fear of sex after pregnancy. He reminded me that sometimes you just have to get back on the horse."

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."