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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""

"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."

"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"

"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."

"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."

"""How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?"" -guy who invented condoms"

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."

"Of course my days are numbered.. That's how calendars work."