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Joke of the Day

"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"Why is the sea salty? Because when it waves, you never wave back!"

"A second Limerick There was a young man from Nantucket, With a dick so long he could suck it, As he wiped of his chin, He said with a grin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"

"Hanukah hip-hop act of the decade? Dr. Dreidel with Justin Timberlatke. (There's gotta be more we can do with this.)"

"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"

"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"