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Joke of the Day

"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""

"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."

"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... /r/relationships: Break up with him."

"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"

"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"

"What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see ""you're"" nuts...."

"Rap is 75% Crap."

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]"

"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."