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Joke of the Day

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]"

"If you send Joseph Gordon-Levitt a script that doesn't say ""skinny tie"" on the first page, he gets so mad he has to write four ukulele songs"

"getting my loan approved at the bank by lying on my back and executing a series of flawless air kicks right there in the lobbby"

"Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best but they served me their wurst"

"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."