187329
Joke of the Day
"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"
"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."
"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."
"If your method of birth control is abstinence... ...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble."
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ"
"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"