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Joke of the Day

"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"

"Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic..."

"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."

"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"

"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."