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Joke of the Day

"Rap is 75% Crap."

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."

"I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed."

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"

"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."

"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."

"The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side."