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Joke of the Day

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... /r/relationships: Break up with him."

"This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump"

"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"

"I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go"

"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""

"Did your mom get those plane tickets? I'm taking her to pound town"

"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"

"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."

"Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania? An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of."

"Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!"