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Joke of the Day
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
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"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."
"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"