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Joke of the Day

"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"Million dollar idea: Invest $995,000 in a bank CD."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"Here's a joke about procrastinating"

"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

"What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !"

"A baby seal walked into a club"

"One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking."

"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"