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Joke of the Day
"Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?"
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"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"
"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."