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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."
"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"
"Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis"
"Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to use knockout gas or whack me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation."
"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."