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Joke of the Day

"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"The number of times you say ""Don't judge me"" is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong."

"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"

"The best joke ever April fools"

"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."

"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."

"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."