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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."
Next Joke
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"
"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"
"If you ever get cold Just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees."
"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."
"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"
"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"
"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"