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Joke of the Day

"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."

"Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful? Because he has a magical staff."

"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."

"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"why did helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other..."

"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"