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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
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"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"
"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"
"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."
"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"
"*hears a loud noise outside of bedroom door at night* *wife reaches over* ""Honey- WHERE ARE YOU?"" *already locked myself in the bathroom*"