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Joke of the Day
"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."
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"Two hookers on a corner.... One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"". The second one thinks for a second and says ""No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"""
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"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."
"What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit? The IV Drip"
"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."
"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."
"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"
"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"
"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."