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Joke of the Day

"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."

"Stay away from this guy!!!"

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"

"Whenever I have sex, it's always a race to see who cums first.... Me or the police."

"Me: Can you bring me a burrito Him: you want me to come over? Me: no. I want a burrito to come over."

"My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time."

"What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist? Thank god I am not an African kid."