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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"

"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"

"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we both are... But I laugh more."

"Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each."

"They don't bury an Amish man with his beard. They bury him with shovels."

"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."