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Joke of the Day
"They don't bury an Amish man with his beard. They bury him with shovels."
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"What did the sign on the whore house door say? Beat it, we're closed."
"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed."
"How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area."
"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"
"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ... The 5 stages of buying petrol."
"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."
"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today."