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Joke of the Day
"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"
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"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"
"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"Popular joke in Ukraine ""Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."""
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"
"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""
"""Friends"" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, ""me having friends"" ended long before that."