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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"
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"A Japanese man meets a midwestern man The Japanese man says, ""Good morning! Where are you from?"" The midwestern man replies, ""Ohio, Ohio"""
"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"
"So I told a premature baby joke at an open mic night but I don't think the crowd liked it. Apparently it was too soon"
"What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso."
"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
"So I proposed to my girlfriend at a funeral today. She wasn't happy. Apparently I killed the mood."
"What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs? Women"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"
"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""