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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we both are... But I laugh more."
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"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."
"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."
"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."
"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."