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Joke of the Day

"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."

"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas? I'm in a cent."

"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."

"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"

"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""

"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"

"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I'm just the drone pilot."

"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"