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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."
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"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."
"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."
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"the chinese food place by my work is dangerously close to being added to my 'never again' list after finding a human tooth in my food"
"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""
"Never tip a cow more than 15%."
"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""
"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"