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Joke of the Day
"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
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"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"
"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."
"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""
"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"