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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
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"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"
"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""
"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"
"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"
"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."
"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"