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Joke of the Day
"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""
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"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire."
"What did the moon say to the window? Fuck off"
"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."
"What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung"
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"Why did the scare crow get a raise? Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now."
"I want to pump iron with all of Twitter. I want to spot my followers and scoff at my haters' form"
"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."