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Joke of the Day
"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"
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"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
"Does Rapunzel use the shampoo ""Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."""
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"
"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."
"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"
"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."
"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"
"What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer"