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Joke of the Day
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
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"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"Lif is too short."
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."
"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."
"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"
"Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day."
"I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen."
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."