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Joke of the Day
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
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"What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday."
"I spilled coffee all over my Macbook... ...now it won't go to sleep."
"A three legged dog walks into an old west saloon, and tells the bartender, ""I am looking for the man that shot my paw""."
"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."
"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 3 Step 7, 9, 11, 13"
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