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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."

"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"

"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."

"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"

"What does a gay Kraken eat? *Seamen*"