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Joke of the Day
"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"
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"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"
"Did you here about the Blonde who made a large donation to the community swimming pool? She gave 25 Gallons of water!"
"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."
"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."
"What do you get when a dyslexic tries to make a gif? Peanut Butter."
"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"
"Girls, I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said; ""Never put off for tomorrow, when you can put out today."""
"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."
"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"