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Joke of the Day

"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."

"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"

"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."

"[sees friend at the store] ""Hi"" Hey ""Where's your better half?"" The PS4's at home ""No I mean-"" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question."

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand"

"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."

"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."